STRAIGHT SHOOTIN': WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU SHOOT A PAL WHO'S ATTRACTED TO A FRIENDS MOTHER?

"hi straight shooting. what advice would you shoot a pal who's attracted to
a friends mother?"

-Mike

Michael,

There are a lot of things that I want to say to you right now. Bear in mind that I'm coming from a place where the vast majority of my male friends in high school had something to say about my mom, who is by and large a great fit for the definition of MILF.

You're welcome, Ma.

Wanting to take an attraction to the next level is a plan that I would generally support. Love is fickle, fleeting, and the things we do because of it make all the sense in the world at the time. Women with maturity and experience are obviously appealing to you, and why should I chastise you for that? I am, after all, a reasonably experienced and mature woman. Did it sound like I was coming on to you just then? It should have.

No but seriously, dating your friend's mother is a bush league effing move. I mean, as if there aren't enough older women out there who aren't the ones who gave birth to your friend that you could hit on instead. Let's explore less douchey avenues. What you should really do is craft yourself an intriguing craigslist ad. I'll do most of the grunt work. My advisory notes are in italics.

Subject: Oldie but a Goodie? I'm interested.
Hot (if you are), young (if you are), single (you had BETTER be!) gentleman seeking the company of a fine lady who knows a thing or two about being forty (Forty and older? Forty - fifty? Depends entirely on the depths of your perversion). My friends' mothers need not apply, as I am not looking to ruin any one's life. I enjoy long sessions of Wii Tennis, Taco Tuesdays and keg stands.

The babes'll come a' runnin, dude.

Love Always and hope this helps,
Chomps

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