A question I sometimes ask myself....

"Is it normal that I treat my cat like I would my own child (if I had one that is)? Or am I just that pathetic?


photo #1
she was on kitty crack, aka, cat nip.

photo #2
she was dancing in the moonlight.

photo #3
my gf was teaching her how to put make up on. . .she failed.

-[mANNEe]
LA, California"

First things first [mANNEe], thanks for making your signature so annoying to retype.

Second things second. No, it's not normal. Yes, you are pathetic.

But so am I. So's everybody who takes pet lovin' to the next level. This is the level that usually occurs four major mental illnesses away from bestiality, so watch out for that. You wanna know what I do when I get home from work every day?

The following is a conversation between Chomps and Aggie and/or Winnie (both domestic short-haired felines).

Chomps: Hellooooo! Helloo my babes!

[Chomps picks up one of the cats in an embrace]

cat: ...

Chomps: Helllooo! did you have a good day my babes?

cat: ...

Chomps: What did you learn today? Did you learn anything good?

[cat squirming uncomfortably]

Chomps: Did you be's a good a girl today?

[cat tries to get down in order to mind its own business and be left alone]

Chomps: Who's my best girl? is it you?

[cat jumps down, poops inside box full of gravel]

You take pictures, I talk to them like they're infants. Actually scratch that, I don't even think I'd talk to an infant that way. I've got serious issues. Can you help me?

Hope you can help(s),
BAI and has a good nyte,
Chomps