"how do you get out of the cave level in Aladdin for sega genesis?
-1994"
Dear year that I turned 10,
While the angelic soundtrack is poring over the crannies of my mind (Thank you Alan Menken and Tim Rice), I should probably remind you that Sega came out with Aladdin in '93. This means two of two things: firstly that you're still playing a really bad video game a year after its release ( I'm choosing to play along and in so doing am perpetuating this whole 'curious question-asker posing as a year in the past' charade), and secondly that I'm very very sorry. For the love of God, travel forward and learn about Scribblenauts. You want problem solving? That friggen game allows me to pit Tyrannosaurus Rexes against Cthulu. It's ridiculous.
Just in case you didn't think I took troubleshooting and/or vidya game questions seriously, I'm about to provide you with a thought-nugget that may actually BLOW YA MIND. Presuming you're referring to the Cave of Wonders level, there is a device I have employed in a way that only a true straight shooter could. You may be familiar with it, though it's still in its developing stages and it currently only informs about 92% of North America. I've heard it will reach the remaining 8% as soon as wireless versions of it function adequately out there in them bayous.
Come to think of it, we may have been asked by a slightly more bothered writer-in about how exactly to set up those there wireless networks out in them there bayous. Mel will tackle that issue at some point this week I'm sure. We don't just answer stuff, we care. Some of the time.
Go here, and then use 'find' in your web browser to locate the section on the cave.
Hope this helps and don't be wastin' my time no' mo',
-Chomps
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